Episode 40 – only the engagement ring – Bad Parenting Podcast

​men trying on sexy costumes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPf_H9X9PE
shitting on my milestone
jodi's still sick, but is feeling a bit better
professional vs. personal activities
only the engagement ring
united airlines is far better than frontier
making grass grow on limestone
tempe calls into the show to say goodnight
check out Hop Valley's Festeroo beer
topic of the episode: boys vs. girls
champagne of beers
jennifer lawrence vs. the world
he's not in love with you
gold digger
assume the worst of people
justin needs a routine
intentions can seem good but the outcome can be bad
mike rowe can do all the things
wage equality
potty mouthed princesses - http://vimeo.com/109731596
why don't we start teaching boys not to rape
dad had a good message buried in his anti-porn rant
karma didn't like teenage justin
blowing into the driveway
tuning the smartass
passing on only the good aspects of your personality
justin can't handle stupidity
the big bang
wanking it as a teenager vs. as an adult
next week we should discuss the cialis talk
possible parenting advice segment

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Episode 39 – laugh at the dark shit – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Izzy Rock
down to podcast
try not to be too serious
ebola panic
a little conversation can go a long way
evolution of language
every race has shitty people
heritage is not an excuse for ignorance
similar trajectories
rough upbringing
metal heads vs the 80’s
religion breeds ignorance
what happens in the home stays in the home
pentecostal church with grandma
age brings perspective
different perspective
used to be a super annoying christian
people don’t like it when you question their religious beliefs
working with the tools you were given
podcasts changed Izzy’s outlook on life
when context is removed anything can be made to appear bad
rag-tag band of kids
prayer for healing that was never answered
keep a clean appearance for jesus
merry christmas, i’m fucking your wife
grin and bare it for the kids
physiology of a church service
church politics are troubling
embrace the struggle
look at your kids as people a.k.a. equals
let your kids think
take personal responsibility
not a question of if, but of when
don’t hide who you are to fit in
my kid has to come out of this ok
from one extreme to another
going to be awhile before you meet my kid
shotgun wedding
no brain activity when talking to the lord
i could never disown my children based upon their sexuality
better parents without religion
each religion has good aspects
abusive relationship with god
dark sense of humor
we have to laugh, even at the dark shit
fear of dealing with the finality of life
talk to kids like they’re adults
adapt or suffer
parenting isn’t easy, it’s scary and amazing
styles of parenting
nobody goes through life unscathed
find the dynamic that works with each child
evolution of what it means to be a parent
age is just a number
kids won’t save a relationship

check out all of Izzy’s work - Tales from the Hardside, On the Block and Gem City Podcast
show him some love, he’s a good dude - theizzyrock.com, @theizzyrock

this week’s closing music is Liar by the Buck Brothers and was sourced from Meevio’s Music Alley - check them out at music.meevio.com

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Episode 38 – making it to mistake 3rd base – Bad Parenting Podcast

mr. bucket
wiggle wiggle
anaconda
good vs bad music
dad lets toddler son wear dresses
is this a boy or a girl?
scotland and kilts
man balls in my mouth
what’s that thumping?
objectifying men
pumpkin parenting vs. helicopter parenting
mistake 3rd base
slinging lunch tickets and fake free sprites
wanted to work at a gas station for the bitching jacket
trying to impress a chick
justin has only had 4 jobs during his working years
filthy redneck, female snoop dogg, repeat masturbator and sexy fred flinstone
justin explains “teddy bear” to jodi
another interruption
let your kids make mistakes
fundraising for kids with guns
trent’s nightmare fuel - his eyeball rolled out of its socket
tempe seems to dream things into existence
possible gofundme campaign?
outro music - A Better Son/Daughter by Rilo Kiley

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Episode 37 – grip your carrot – Bad Parenting Podcast / The Coffin Joe Cast

justin guests on The Coffin Joe Cast
not that professional
podcasting slut
scott the poolboy derails the show
mixlr stalker
joel wants scott's nuts
velcro gloves
kids on podcast
forgot a birthday
proud parent moments
i don't want to get shot
podcasting is a very personal medium
meeting somebody online shouldn't immediately make them "weird"
its the vibrations
being betrayed by those you are attempting to help
the things you'll do for your kids
did you know i could twerk?
don't let self doubt stop you from experiencing things
if high school was the greatest period of your life, your life sucks
don't let others tell you how you should be
i'm sick of all these motherfucking drop-bears on this motherfucking plane
young einstein
icehouse - great southern land
australia claims a lot of new zealand bands as their own
ned kelly
huntsmen spiders - what the actual fuck
stoned spiders for science
anti-venom, saving lives since 1979
manly - it's a city and a beach
la podfest
no snow in christmas
you can't have it both ways
r is for random

check out The Coffin Joe Cast, 40 going on 14, Obviously Oblivous & The Sunshine Happy KPants Hour
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closing music: Unsent Letter by Machine Gun Fellatio

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Episode 36 – jedi master of mind f###ery – Bad Parenting Podcast

that was a redneck
weepy moment
background on punishment styles
witnessed child abuse
spankings vs. child abuse
keep your anger in check when handing out punishments
trent has been sassy lately
3 different kids, 3 different styles of punishment
ezra suffers from CRS (can't remember shit)
ezra doesn't realize justin nuked the cell phone he uses
counting doesn't work if you don't follow through
parents are getting lazy
sometimes the punishment is just as hard for the parents as it is for the kid
each kid has that one thing they hate having taken away from them
my kid has read more in 10 years than most people do over a lifetime
lord of the rings is hard
ezra is capable of doing amazing work on his chores
justin wants a self cleaning kitchen
justin explains dishwasher theory to ezra
emphasizing the words
bare ass wet spankings sting
potato vs. rock
don't always have time to explain everything
do what you're asked first, then ask for an explanation
sssh, what's that?
don't make daddy yell
factor of 3
#dadhumor
why can't we get angelic tempe
child abuse is in the forefront of the nation's mind right now
make sure your child knows that no matter what they do, they are still loved
butt-fucked with news notifications
tear dem legs up
totally racist segment
culturally we are a cluster fuck
boomerang slipper
don't beat a kid in front of justin's dad
self soothe has gone too far
jedi master of mind fuckery
but i went
felt your daughter up
joy could be a diabolical shit sometimes
from teddy bear to grizzly bear
punishment lectures
daddy daughter dynamic
outside of the box punishments
where are all my games?

Podcasts you should listen to: Tales from the Hard Side with Izzy Rock, The Coffin Joe Cast with KillaWilba and Joel, 40 going on 14, Geek Show and of course Mediocre Show

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Episode 35 – front butt – Bad Parenting Podcast

shifting to more topic centric episodes
topic of the show: parenting naked a.k.a. nudity and children
the saggeth
single bathroom homes
accidental old man balls
front butt
pee-pee beard
justin keeps mixing up voyeur and exhibitionist
ezra has no shame
passing the bro code to your son
trent is already versed in some of the advanced methods of penis wrangling
"it's HUGE!"
polyamory - to each their own
nut valet
regular discussions in a relationship help keep the peace
america is very repressed. sexually.
body image
ezra's snack choices
positive enforcement
negativity sandwich
own the silly shit you do
jodi ruins a shrinkage joke
skinny shaming is bad, but fat shaming isn't?
good thing she didn't pull the tree over
our society is so awesome all girls think they're fat, no matter their size
we need to promote better positive body image
self confidence is key
sometimes we miss smoking
he's got some moves
matched based upon 29 points of compatibility
ezra can talk too much
common sense fails ezra too often
literal interpretations override common sense
be careful not to teach your kids to become a better liar
no-no box
we're here, we're not queer, but we're sincere vs. we're here, we're not queer, but it's ok if you are

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Episode 34 – so much bush – Bad Parenting Podcast

motherfucking role models
so much bush
robin williams and his take on children
so exasperating
fucking hell

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Episode 33 – bloopers, broken s##t & back to school – Bad Parenting Podcast

technology hates us and we couldn’t record. between this and back to school we said fuck it and are releasing a bloopers/outtakes episode with a little of the kids mixed in instead. we’ll be back at it next week!

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Episode 32 – sexy violence – Bad Parenting Podcast

really hot cans
justin hates relay races
guest etiquette
toddler death ruled homicide
africa hot
don't duck-tape a pacifier to your kids mouth, m'kay
racism is still alive and well in America and beyond
being pissed is ok, rioting and destroying property of innocent people is not
i'm in charge, no i'm in charge
if you pull a gun, you better be ready to pull the trigger
if you're caught doing wrong, step up and take your punishment
teach your kids about the real world, don't shelter them from knowing people are different
you can't take the words back once they've left your mouth
trent loves escalators
justin won't let his kids throw fits in a store
jodi fails at iphone video recording
ice bucket challenge stuff
end of episode music: Midwestern Rube by Top Dead Celebrity

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Episode 31 – geriatric dorothy – Bad Parenting Podcast

*** this will be a drunken shit show, you've been warned ***
special guest sarah from high school
we pre-gamed more than usual
occasionally slip it in
introverted extrovert
figure it out
babies having babies
very fruity fly
filter issues
listen to what i mean, not what i say
what happened at the race track
geriatric dorothy leaving toto in the car
shouldn't we just help one another out instead of trying to tear everyone down
be thankful for what you have
fucking pussy babies need to toughen the fuck up
you have titties and you have titties
being soul-less has nothing to do with breast feeding
would breast feeding be allowed at hooters?
be comfortable in your own skin
did you fart on my son?
psychological warfare works on children
moist vs damp
grew up a military brat
teacher is so bad-ass he wiped out on a jet ski
possessive 8th grade boyfriend
jumped on the first day of school
ka-nutsack bullied in school a.k.a. justin gets mushy about an old friend
how schools expect you to deal with a bully - http://i.imgur.com/82vSTzo.gif
an AMBLING trip down memory lane
lost it to a catholic chick
sarah drops some knowledge
#dadlife
it's easier to plug something when justin isn't drunk and interrupting
sarah does DJ and Karaoke work. contact us if you'd like to contact her to schedule an event!
don't bad mouth disney in front of a mormon / ex-mormon
justin’s drunk performance brought to you buy Hop Valley’s Vanilla Infused Porter and Citrus Mistress
longest. show. closing. ever.

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Episode 30 – clever girl – Bad Parenting Podcast

back in the studio
toddler breaches white house security
boots-and-pants-and-boots-and-pants-and-boots-and-pants
#cowboytwerk - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LTUOKyl2aT8
double-down with dicks and vag
don't say wiener to a cop
ghost door
stars are shooting trent
don't be afraid to do silly shit with your kids
yolo is a good motto?
getting revenge on shitbag parents and their shitbag children
straw-ber-ita rescue mission
don't leave your kids in hot cars
moose knuckle or camel toe?
technical problems answering a call
potty training toddlers
sores on the throat from strep throat
wisdom teeth removal fun
do commando baristas need to wear hair nets?
saw a hooker on foster
never build a family restaraunt next to a strip club
that made my penis tingle
clever girl
bubble guppies
kids today need to understand on demand doesn't apply to all aspects of life
things kids can do that adults can't - http://youtu.be/26cnJJUYVrs
my clothes are not a napkin
we're not allowed to spend money
a buck a turd
dirty sanchez, cleveland steamer & a cosby sweater
mommy boobies
clever girl

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Episode 29 – hot as balls – Bad Parenting Podcast

too hot to record in the studio, so thank goodness for the H4n
summer has been nutty with birthday parties
temperance's birthday party was a success
scaring ezra into thinking his bike was stolen
trent is taking full advantage of being a toddler
interview with Karyn about shitty fathers

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Episode 28 – at the fair – Bad Parenting Podcast

recording from the car
tempe's 5th birthday
at the fair
adventures in drunk redneck-sitting
testing out the new zoom H4n

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sometimes parents just need time to their selfies – Bad Parenting Podcast

this will be the first in hopefully a long line of songs we re-work to relate to parenting.  as any parent knows, sometimes you just need time to your selfie.

the original song (for reference) can be found here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kdemFfbS5H0

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Episode 27 – what you know about that? – Bad Parenting Podcast

been awhile since jodi and justin have recorded together
jodi is in a cranky mood
summer has been nuts
jodi's new job is intense and stressful
is "rude" really rude
is dad's response to "rude" really rude, or necessary
horrible relationships a.k.a. "what you know about that?"
talking to kids about sex
it's ok to beat a child molester, just don't kill them

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