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podcast wormhole with the internet! with Scott the Poolboy
snarky jodi
straw-ber-itas to close a sale
realtor status
justin going on vacation and then a customer training
another stomach bug runs through the kiddos
potty training the trent
justin's sister calls in
birthday cakes
justin's sparkly beard
like a gay strip club but with less dong
kidnap baby jesus
destroying the parental cherry
trent has been practicing his broken record impression
justin has too many numbers

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special guest Ezra Albrecht joins us
school's out for the summer
finding some fly honeys

sorry for the late episode, summertime schedule changes snuck up and bit us in the ass

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dreary intro
shooting at reynolds high school
mental health is a real issue, hotlines for help:
https://multco.us/mhas/mental-health-crisis-intervention http://www.co.washington.or.us/HHS/MentalHealth/GettingHelp/crisis-services.cfm

new segment - interviews with the children
racism is still alive and well in america
trent is finally sleeping in his bed again

body image movement - www.bodyimagemovement.com

you’re doing it right:
https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/06-14-2014/

jodi’s sister doesn’t know how to process how jodi and i fight
get your shit out in the open and get past it, bottling it up inside doesn’t do any good

the final creative cuss word is papa porker

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laundry train
cousin sleepover
differing parenting styles
the hose incident of 2014 causes ezra to “hate” justin
naked bike ride
graduation ceremonies are like kkk rallies only with less hate
an iPad is not a suitable camera replacement for formal ceremonies
justin dislikes dress codes
dragging your newborn down the aisle
never tie your kid to a motorcycle
kids books about how to cope with parents in jail and keeping private parts private
confirming stereotypes without trying to
argyle hair dye job
new segment “old out of touch white dude reads popular song lyrics”
you’re doing it wrong segment submissions:
https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/06-07-2014/
izzy rock of “tales from the hardside” and “on the block” causes justin to fall down a sound cloud rabbit hole

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We got a late start
A new intro

A good dude left us this week
Facebook and death is a bad mix

Everybody has a different parenting style, you do not get to tell somebody they're doing it wrong
Ezra doesn't understand the concept of making a phone call
School projects

CTFD Parenting
certain things you can never un-taste
child proofing a house
don't be lazy parents

this week's break brought to you by Trent
first break song brought to you by Astro Tan - check them out - https://www.facebook.com/astrotanned

this weeks you're doing it wrong images, brought to you by one of our listeners:
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taking pictures / videos of your kids while driving will end BADLY
sometimes you just have to embarass your kids

what to do when a company's employee break area overlooks your yard

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it's memorial day weekend, thank a vet/service member
st. helens is filthy with larpers this weekend.
jodi's weird work schedule
finally the gays are allowed to "destroy the sanctity of marriage" in oregon!
vague-booking needs to stop, it's called social media for a reason
tempe thinks jodi is a jungle gym
suave baseball kid:
http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

media hype over "hackers" and video baby monitors

new segment, "you're doing it wrong": https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/1.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/2.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/3.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/4-bad.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/5-worst.jpg

do you even iPhone bro?
weed on family vacation
reno is a filthy, filthy city
rather have kids smoke weed vs. cigarettes, drinking, blow off of a hookers ass, etc.
kids on planes
out of the box methods for getting kids motivated to do chores
portland mom's can be stuck up bitches
jodi and jake's summertime test
creative cuss word of the week is: chode slime

this episode brought to you by fireball and angry orchard crisp cider

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frontier had one job and failed.  justin recaps was gone for the week but everyone survived.  we are insane and decided to move studio and bedrooms.  studio is almost back together.  a brewery that doesn't brew their own beer.  frontier employees are dicks.  deep sighs solve nothing.  five guys all over justin's hands.  technical difficulties.  tempe figured out the monkey bars.  how's your v?  ass wiping technique - sitting vs. standing vs. standing facing the toilet.  teacher charges for bathroom privileges.  when you gamble you may lose.  justin's an asshole.  where do you keep a belt when you're wearing a belt?  kids seem to have knack for hitting people in the nuts.  when boys learn you can literally bust a nut.  tempe needs to learn to say no.  creative cuss word of the week is chickenshit ball-sweat.

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special guest zach doarn joins us in the bad parent studio. justin verifies zach's parent cred. colds and strep throat suck at foreplay. satan's swampy ass crack. baby fever causes babies. justin's drunk love for his truck. cheeseboogers. people sticking their noses in your parenting business. jake calls in. how's your little dipper? talking down to kids. developmental stages. common core math finds its way back into another episode. 95% bullshit, 5% actual information. kids weird bathroom behaviors. quick break. pissing on your kids head. just take a piece of candy, it won't hurt anything, it's just one piece. oprah hates dairy. justin scares somebody late at night / accidental creeper / stranger danger. differences in parenting styles. teach your kids the truth about rubbing one out. don't pump your kid full of mt. dew. male restroom etiquette. working on a new segment, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. don't post a picture of your hot wife in her sexy clothes on facebook when your kid is a facebook friend. creative cussword of the week is bubba plug. please rate us on iTunes or Stitcher. 

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jodi's back. the episode starts off with a multitude of technical difficulties which make justin want to hulk out. third take is a charm. snag another pill. naming your children. we re-visit potty training in public to get jodi's opinion. new couch fun.  knife to balls.  justin was out of town and drinking with his customers.  our first live phone call but justin forgot to record the very beginning of it. little giant and a half dozen of brownies.  shooting bb's into walls.  did our live caller just put us on hold?  finger guns.  creative cussing word of the week.

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this episode brought to you by fireball and angry orchard.  special guest chris fills in for jodi while she recovers from sinus surgery.  the "mother" of all 2x4's.  having a child is expensive.  voldemort for awhile.  pooping in public.  upping your dad game.  affirmation of a child's love for their parents is nice.  using viral videos as a teaching tool.  busting beer cans with boobies.  setting a field on fire.  ezra leveled up on his attitude.  chris has to pee.  oregon doesn't care if kids turn their work in on time.  you win or you don't.  dedication to doing the best that you can.  certifications can be bullshit.  this was our first episode on mixlr.

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justin and jodi discuss their thoughts on religion, specifically mormonism and christian pentecostal, and how it relates to being a parent.  good and bad aspects are discussed and it is discussed why justin and jodi opted to pull back from the church and forge ahead without it.

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jodi is exhausted.  doctor wants to roto-rooter jodi's sinus passages.  true detective was awesome, why aren't you watching it?  jodi cries at everything on tv.  setting up a tv should not be this difficult.  no more breastfeeding for trent makes for an angry toddler.  pre-natal vitamins are a new invention in the grand scheme of things.  justin has idiocracy thoughts.  older siblings can be awesome, they let you watch things you probably shouldn't.  justin should write a book?  divorce = suck.  spousal support disagreements.  while sex is great, it still only serves on biological function.  creative cuss word of the week.

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more sickness. justin had a staycation but nothing went as planned. jodi’s performance brought to you by straw-ber-ita. last episode’s celebration of not being sick was premature. the stomach bug transitioned into a head cold for the kids, double ear infection for trent, and a sinus infection for jodi. boy funk marinating in a cast is gross, it smells like the color brown. justin is trying new recording software and freaks for a moment because it looks like he may not be getting recorded. trent tries to break his leg/foot and give himself a concussion. legacy randall children’s hospital emergency room kicks ass. justin doesn’t agree with the term surprise pregnancy. society shouldn’t raise children, their parents should. little harvey and kids creating embarrassing situations by pointing. not wearing makeup does not raise breast cancer awareness. don’t live for someone else. trent launched a submarine. the meaning of a sign drastically changes when quotes are added. creative cuss word of the week. we’re available on iTunes, Stitcher and Tune-in.

link to signs jodi was reading: http://www.distractify.com/people/the-30-most-unnecessary-uses-of-quotation-marks-in-history/​

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omfg last week sucked, we were all sickly.  vomit, poop, vomit, more poop and vomit again.  jodi is drinking during show.  fireball + angry orchard = yummy.  justin re-enacts jodi's hand motions for all to see on the hangout.  justin and jodi's eclectic musical tastes.  trent knows how to "blame the dog" for his bowel movements.  justin teaches ezra lessons via youtube videos.  tempe is a good nurse.  ezra needs to stop taking advantage of tempe's kindness.  tempe is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. unless she's tired or sick.  jodi made breakfast.  trent ends the show early with a bout of puking.

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recording on saturday was supposed to make things easier.  bed frame debacle.  how do you lose an airplane.  it's been a strange week.  trash talking with kids and board games.  why must kids be so whiney when the fun stops.  justin is drinking this episode.  we take a break so justin can recycle some beer.  random background image derails the show momentarily.  fuck a science project.  justin gets ranty at the end of this episode.

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