Episode 7 – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi is tired, but finally not sickly.  holy shitballs we were mentioned on one of our favorite podcasts.  trent vs potty training.  blaming the dog for bowel movements.  our children and their bathroom habits vs. ours.  ezra and another child at school were bamboozled by a girl.  t-shirts are offensive to mothers.  don't tell us how to parent our children.  girl scouts are teaching amazing business skills.  justin made jodi like samoa's.  wtf is a grasshopper cookie.  look out for the green snapper.  we have a fat kid moment.  lego movie is evil.  justin almost lost the entire episode.  rough times are ahead for justin and ezra.  fuck people for ignorant comments.  sorry for the downer towards the end of the episode.

we also tried out google hangouts on air.  check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLH3O1EW3s

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Episode 6 – gina biscuit – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi doesn't care because she's still sickly.  gagging on microphones.  taking it back to '99 and making 'em say "uuuhhhh".  jodi dated some real idiots.  justin never thought that we'd go backwards with regards to gender stereotypes and kids toys.  "doesn't want to fuck your ignorant ass".  justin is still sad about trimming his beard.  justin is already planning his reconnaissance missions for keeping tabs on his kids.  justin and jodi relive their "wild" times.  ezra has been stepping up his game.  trent keeps potty training interesting.  you can now leave us a voicemail!  503-609-0375.  creative cussin' phrases of the week:  gut choker, gut packer, 'gina packer and 'gina biscuit.

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Episode 5 – Bad Parenting Podcast

death metal intro song about snow. the whole country is feeling the icy fist of winters revenge. jodi is still sickly. we couldn't make it into work today. this was a week full of mondays. gender stereotypes shouldn't exist especially when raising kids. why can't opposite sex friendships exist without judgement? why do families dissolve ties due to sexual orientation, yet other worse transgressions are ok? jodi needs to learn better censor herself and stop dropping real names as this creates more work for justin. justin had to trim his beard and is now sad. justin still won't watch lord of the rings. why aren't cartoons awesome anymore? nyquil makes jodi groggy and mentally incapacitated.

new segment with Jake Turner "Why I hate your kids": jake will not be a parent, ever and he's not changing his mind. kids and ikea. jake reveals jodi's age by "accident". justin and jodi are overgrown children when they hear the word duty. consideration from both parents and non-parents alike would be nice. jake likes to brawl on the subway. jake won't give up his seat on the subway to a female for fear of being seen as a creeper. jodi's grandma is losing her memory. kiddos decide to interrupt the segment to say hi to their uncle. "pitching a tent" makes people laugh.

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Episode 4 – Bad Parenting Podcast

the universe attempted to sabotage justin's week. jodi's still sickly. don't buy nice things when you have kids. what's a super bowl? celebrities and famous people should not be role models for your children. having sex while kids freeze to death is a bad idea. parental envy. when kids must be the center of attention. don't say "what?" when called out on your bullshit. podcraftery balling on a budget. podcraftery takes a lot of work. we bought a new tv. justin has made many poor choices in choosing his words this episode. not smoking = more time. justin has lots of travelling coming up. short episode this week.

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