Episode 37 – grip your carrot – Bad Parenting Podcast / The Coffin Joe Cast

justin guests on The Coffin Joe Cast
not that professional
podcasting slut
scott the poolboy derails the show
mixlr stalker
joel wants scott's nuts
velcro gloves
kids on podcast
forgot a birthday
proud parent moments
i don't want to get shot
podcasting is a very personal medium
meeting somebody online shouldn't immediately make them "weird"
its the vibrations
being betrayed by those you are attempting to help
the things you'll do for your kids
did you know i could twerk?
don't let self doubt stop you from experiencing things
if high school was the greatest period of your life, your life sucks
don't let others tell you how you should be
i'm sick of all these motherfucking drop-bears on this motherfucking plane
young einstein
icehouse - great southern land
australia claims a lot of new zealand bands as their own
ned kelly
huntsmen spiders - what the actual fuck
stoned spiders for science
anti-venom, saving lives since 1979
manly - it's a city and a beach
la podfest
no snow in christmas
you can't have it both ways
r is for random

check out The Coffin Joe Cast, 40 going on 14, Obviously Oblivous & The Sunshine Happy KPants Hour
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closing music: Unsent Letter by Machine Gun Fellatio

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doing it wrong – volume 2

thanks to a loyal listener, we have our second installment of parents that just aren't getting it right.

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Episode 36 – jedi master of mind f###ery – Bad Parenting Podcast

that was a redneck
weepy moment
background on punishment styles
witnessed child abuse
spankings vs. child abuse
keep your anger in check when handing out punishments
trent has been sassy lately
3 different kids, 3 different styles of punishment
ezra suffers from CRS (can't remember shit)
ezra doesn't realize justin nuked the cell phone he uses
counting doesn't work if you don't follow through
parents are getting lazy
sometimes the punishment is just as hard for the parents as it is for the kid
each kid has that one thing they hate having taken away from them
my kid has read more in 10 years than most people do over a lifetime
lord of the rings is hard
ezra is capable of doing amazing work on his chores
justin wants a self cleaning kitchen
justin explains dishwasher theory to ezra
emphasizing the words
bare ass wet spankings sting
potato vs. rock
don't always have time to explain everything
do what you're asked first, then ask for an explanation
sssh, what's that?
don't make daddy yell
factor of 3
#dadhumor
why can't we get angelic tempe
child abuse is in the forefront of the nation's mind right now
make sure your child knows that no matter what they do, they are still loved
butt-fucked with news notifications
tear dem legs up
totally racist segment
culturally we are a cluster fuck
boomerang slipper
don't beat a kid in front of justin's dad
self soothe has gone too far
jedi master of mind fuckery
but i went
felt your daughter up
joy could be a diabolical shit sometimes
from teddy bear to grizzly bear
punishment lectures
daddy daughter dynamic
outside of the box punishments
where are all my games?

Podcasts you should listen to: Tales from the Hard Side with Izzy Rock, The Coffin Joe Cast with KillaWilba and Joel, 40 going on 14, Geek Show and of course Mediocre Show

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Episode 35 – front butt – Bad Parenting Podcast

shifting to more topic centric episodes
topic of the show: parenting naked a.k.a. nudity and children
the saggeth
single bathroom homes
accidental old man balls
front butt
pee-pee beard
justin keeps mixing up voyeur and exhibitionist
ezra has no shame
passing the bro code to your son
trent is already versed in some of the advanced methods of penis wrangling
"it's HUGE!"
polyamory - to each their own
nut valet
regular discussions in a relationship help keep the peace
america is very repressed. sexually.
body image
ezra's snack choices
positive enforcement
negativity sandwich
own the silly shit you do
jodi ruins a shrinkage joke
skinny shaming is bad, but fat shaming isn't?
good thing she didn't pull the tree over
our society is so awesome all girls think they're fat, no matter their size
we need to promote better positive body image
self confidence is key
sometimes we miss smoking
he's got some moves
matched based upon 29 points of compatibility
ezra can talk too much
common sense fails ezra too often
literal interpretations override common sense
be careful not to teach your kids to become a better liar
no-no box
we're here, we're not queer, but we're sincere vs. we're here, we're not queer, but it's ok if you are

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done right – volume 1

we can't only highlight those "parents" who suck, thus we've also added a done right theme. once again we're going to it as an online instead of on show thing.

here we go: done it right volume 1

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doing it wrong – volume 1

so we're switching a few things up here at BPP.  one of the changes coming is rather than attempt to convert a visual experience into an auditory one, and then back into a visual one in the show notes, we're moving a show segment from being strictly an on air segment and placing it here on our site.  we may still comment on these things from time to time on the show, but this allows us to share, um, the love.

so, without further ado, here is our first web installment of "doing it wrong".

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Episode 34 – so much bush – Bad Parenting Podcast

motherfucking role models
so much bush
robin williams and his take on children
so exasperating
fucking hell

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Episode 33 – bloopers, broken s##t & back to school – Bad Parenting Podcast

technology hates us and we couldn’t record. between this and back to school we said fuck it and are releasing a bloopers/outtakes episode with a little of the kids mixed in instead. we’ll be back at it next week!

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