Episode 19 – filthy with larpers – Bad Parenting Podcast

it's memorial day weekend, thank a vet/service member
st. helens is filthy with larpers this weekend.
jodi's weird work schedule
finally the gays are allowed to "destroy the sanctity of marriage" in oregon!
vague-booking needs to stop, it's called social media for a reason
tempe thinks jodi is a jungle gym
suave baseball kid:
http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

media hype over "hackers" and video baby monitors

new segment, "you're doing it wrong": https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/1.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/2.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/3.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/4-bad.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/5-worst.jpg

do you even iPhone bro?
weed on family vacation
reno is a filthy, filthy city
rather have kids smoke weed vs. cigarettes, drinking, blow off of a hookers ass, etc.
kids on planes
out of the box methods for getting kids motivated to do chores
portland mom's can be stuck up bitches
jodi and jake's summertime test
creative cuss word of the week is: chode slime

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Episode 18 – you had one job – Bad Parenting Podcast

frontier had one job and failed.  justin recaps was gone for the week but everyone survived.  we are insane and decided to move studio and bedrooms.  studio is almost back together.  a brewery that doesn't brew their own beer.  frontier employees are dicks.  deep sighs solve nothing.  five guys all over justin's hands.  technical difficulties.  tempe figured out the monkey bars.  how's your v?  ass wiping technique - sitting vs. standing vs. standing facing the toilet.  teacher charges for bathroom privileges.  when you gamble you may lose.  justin's an asshole.  where do you keep a belt when you're wearing a belt?  kids seem to have knack for hitting people in the nuts.  when boys learn you can literally bust a nut.  tempe needs to learn to say no.  creative cuss word of the week is chickenshit ball-sweat.

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Episode 17 – little dipper – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest zach doarn joins us in the bad parent studio. justin verifies zach's parent cred. colds and strep throat suck at foreplay. satan's swampy ass crack. baby fever causes babies. justin's drunk love for his truck. cheeseboogers. people sticking their noses in your parenting business. jake calls in. how's your little dipper? talking down to kids. developmental stages. common core math finds its way back into another episode. 95% bullshit, 5% actual information. kids weird bathroom behaviors. quick break. pissing on your kids head. just take a piece of candy, it won't hurt anything, it's just one piece. oprah hates dairy. justin scares somebody late at night / accidental creeper / stranger danger. differences in parenting styles. teach your kids the truth about rubbing one out. don't pump your kid full of mt. dew. male restroom etiquette. working on a new segment, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. don't post a picture of your hot wife in her sexy clothes on facebook when your kid is a facebook friend. creative cussword of the week is bubba plug. please rate us on iTunes or Stitcher. 

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