Episode 50 – privy to your p###s wrangling techniques – Bad Parenting Podcast

we monster truck it up
privy to your penis wrangling techniques
ezra vs the washing machine
hiking into laundry mountain
paper bagging it
it’s not solutioning fast enough
do it right the first fucking time
turn the fucking light off
little more stout than i expected
oh my god it’s still here
you have a chance for an nba player to sweat on you
clippers man
the fat guy gets the sixth clam
i went ron swanson
it could be sour cream, it could be goblin cum
don’t you do a podcast?
six years and he comes up with dinner and a movie
jodi does real estate shit
i’m not the Facebook lady
don’t forget to submit your stories for our upcoming influencing/influenced by episode

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Episode 49 – slap her hard – Bad Parenting Podcast

voicemails
soccer balls
eventful week
the amazing disappearing ezra
smart ass dad mode
if they deactivated that sim card
meatballs on a stick!
we tried to do an episode last week
slap her hard - http://aplus.com/a/slap-her-children-react-to-violence?utm_campaign=i102&utm_source=a6427
terror attack in france
“how else do you identify a terrorist if not by the color of their skin?”
american history x vibe
fat man and little boy a.k.a. tempe and trent
why are children hoarders?
submit ideas for our future show “influencing your kids/being influenced by your parents”
you’re not taking tempe to see cabin in the woods!
happy podding
impromptu phone call
elevator hens
always good for grandparents
jodi was smarter, jake was more entertaining
lizard lips
go check out behind the grind

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supplemental – i wanna be grown up

i see the moon
mommy is at home
10 dollars
AND I'M A GROWN UP!
because i want to grow up
da-da and momma lose money

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supplemental – snow monster

parents in trouble
until you pee your pants
snow monster
reindeer cave

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Episode 48 – did you fart? – Bad Parenting Podcast

did you fart?
if you bought a pistol and didn't get me one
it was a good christmas
i didn't know about groot
we have new reviews!
give us topics for an upcoming show, "influencing your kids"
please don't die and please don't shoot me down
only doing it to cover your ass
i got to watch!
would do business again
something important coming up
podkeeping - trademarked by Bad Parenting Podcast
we have a voicemail
i just love accents
impeccably ok
if you're going to offer help, then actually help
you said rectify

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Episode 47 – you could be your own bidet – Bad Parenting Podcast

what are you laughing at
it was a good week without justin
he can get it from both sides
are you seizing?
you could be your own bidet
these were free, so i came running
if you're going to ask you need to listen
are you drunk?
shooting blanks here soon
wait hang on
i'm done talking to you about your balls
lucky to serve
salesperson for jesus
my three dads
ezra and the bus debacle
psycho fucking cow
how many points of failure do we want to introduce?
go back and play the tape
want to help a listener

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Episode 46 – double pumper – Bad Parenting Podcast

fucking professional
supposed to have a guest
yoya
talking about real shit
afraid to send kids out alone
respect authority solely based upon their position
scott the poolboy calls in
body camera malfunctions
penis! penis! penis!
wasn’t safe with a cop
not a cookie cutter person
lead foot and a vial of stem cells
sweet al capone posters
hit chipotle on the way
easier to hose you off outside of my car
humility squeaked into your face
double pumper
tonight’s been pretty shitty
both sides are at fault
how do we break the programming
justin loses it a bit

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Episode 45 – romance the a## – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Joel joins us
her good looks and your witty charm
not that great at sportsball
gay, horny or both
i've got gum drop mountains
look like my mom but fart like my dad
eat the placenta
furnace or plane
killawillba joins the show
romance the ass
hiding your flatulence
i'm a cross-dresser
swearing
the thunder from down under
i've been around young children
MEGA SPERM
family meeting about killing babies
the drugs have finally kicked in
failure of sex education
preparation for kids
wept like a baby
then you are not a trucker sir
hermetic seal
potty training and public restrooms
it got in my mouth
joel and jodi may be spirit animals

You should check out Joel's podcasts:
40 going on 14
The Sunshine Happy Kpants Hour
Obviously Oblivious

Joel and KillaWillba do a podcast together.  You should also check it out:
The Coffin Joe Cast

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Supplemental – Coffin Joe Cast Part Deux – Bad Parenting Podcast

Justin is back for a second appearance as the 3rd Co-Host on the Coffin Joe Cast

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Episode 44 – throat chop the basketball game – Bad Parenting Podcast

jay whitaker - my son the engineer, dad the rapper - check him out at http://jaywhittakercomedy.com/
justin can count
fun with a practicing gay mormon
worked out in the end
if you're left clicks right
make sure to remember your do be
jesus christ is my n$&^a
who fucked this bitch over?
A.D.I.D.A.S.
the midnight killers
throat chop the basketball game
keep your dirty boy hands off my daughter
i'm ok with girl boobs
what if i told you it's just a game
super happy awesome vasectomy time
OB or linebacker
special guest Joel next week
we'd love to talk to non-parents as well
hooked
fucked up the outro

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Episode 43 – hamburger nipple – Bad Parenting Podcast

justin was on Coffin Joe Cast again
vomiting fun
non-event
global warming vs climate change
just need some space
hamburger nipple
dinnertime
morning routine
kids messing up your nice clothes
carsick
jodi has a theory
morning zoo
luckily for you my butthole's not tight
theoretical podcasting money
use gofundme for good, not evil
help Janese (Nicki from Georgia) out if you can - http://www.gofundme.com/JaneseParker
topic shift
it's not a tumah!
my couch pulls out
witty fucking bumpersticker
i will call your mother

this week's song is Fortunate by Atmosphere

don't forget our parenting advice segment!

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Episode 42 – at least 2 knuckles deep – Bad Parenting Podcast

stupid with a keurig
why girls should swallow more
nose to butt
if you're not at least 2 knuckles deep
chicken strips
ezra's report card
don't google that shit
it's not leukemia
nerd hellfire
ZANDAR!
dealing with other parents
get up of your dead ass
jodi's part hulk
velvety throat
tae-kwan-doh!
fred flinstone feet
these boots were made for walking
is it warm apple pie?
parenting advice request - how to deal with other parents?
a fucking sock genius
how to make friends as a parent
drugs are bad mmkay
let it go

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Episode 41 – i just want to snuggle his beard – Bad Parenting Podcast

penis names
beer fiasco
trent's issue
damn it
motherfucking halloween
jewish accountant
children's fair
izzy rock popped our voicemail cherry
proud nerd dad
has to be go time
it's huge!
bro code
every woman in the room gets light-headed
more important things to do than listen to you talk
tissues are bad
jerkin' off or something
i feel like michael bolton
jacob keep your shirt on
turned out to be gay

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Episode 40 – only the engagement ring – Bad Parenting Podcast

​men trying on sexy costumes - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PRPf_H9X9PE
shitting on my milestone
jodi's still sick, but is feeling a bit better
professional vs. personal activities
only the engagement ring
united airlines is far better than frontier
making grass grow on limestone
tempe calls into the show to say goodnight
check out Hop Valley's Festeroo beer
topic of the episode: boys vs. girls
champagne of beers
jennifer lawrence vs. the world
he's not in love with you
gold digger
assume the worst of people
justin needs a routine
intentions can seem good but the outcome can be bad
mike rowe can do all the things
wage equality
potty mouthed princesses - http://vimeo.com/109731596
why don't we start teaching boys not to rape
dad had a good message buried in his anti-porn rant
karma didn't like teenage justin
blowing into the driveway
tuning the smartass
passing on only the good aspects of your personality
justin can't handle stupidity
the big bang
wanking it as a teenager vs. as an adult
next week we should discuss the cialis talk
possible parenting advice segment

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Episode 39 – laugh at the dark shit – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Izzy Rock
down to podcast
try not to be too serious
ebola panic
a little conversation can go a long way
evolution of language
every race has shitty people
heritage is not an excuse for ignorance
similar trajectories
rough upbringing
metal heads vs the 80’s
religion breeds ignorance
what happens in the home stays in the home
pentecostal church with grandma
age brings perspective
different perspective
used to be a super annoying christian
people don’t like it when you question their religious beliefs
working with the tools you were given
podcasts changed Izzy’s outlook on life
when context is removed anything can be made to appear bad
rag-tag band of kids
prayer for healing that was never answered
keep a clean appearance for jesus
merry christmas, i’m fucking your wife
grin and bare it for the kids
physiology of a church service
church politics are troubling
embrace the struggle
look at your kids as people a.k.a. equals
let your kids think
take personal responsibility
not a question of if, but of when
don’t hide who you are to fit in
my kid has to come out of this ok
from one extreme to another
going to be awhile before you meet my kid
shotgun wedding
no brain activity when talking to the lord
i could never disown my children based upon their sexuality
better parents without religion
each religion has good aspects
abusive relationship with god
dark sense of humor
we have to laugh, even at the dark shit
fear of dealing with the finality of life
talk to kids like they’re adults
adapt or suffer
parenting isn’t easy, it’s scary and amazing
styles of parenting
nobody goes through life unscathed
find the dynamic that works with each child
evolution of what it means to be a parent
age is just a number
kids won’t save a relationship

check out all of Izzy’s work - Tales from the Hardside, On the Block and Gem City Podcast
show him some love, he’s a good dude - theizzyrock.com, @theizzyrock

this week’s closing music is Liar by the Buck Brothers and was sourced from Meevio’s Music Alley - check them out at music.meevio.com

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