Episode 80 – headbutting the sneeze guard – Bad Parenting Podcast

you're not happy
the hair on my back is standing on end
it's a new fucking word
soccer moms
just get your kid some fucking water
jodi schools justin on his behavior
don't ignore your children
i look like the terminator when trying to smile
the child didn't choose this life
a billion listeners bitches!
head butting the sneeze guard
punjabi
listener voicemail
moist
starting a new segment
kids are little liars
we're going to the beach
has to be black and white
don't know what to do with my hands
it's very important that you dry the taint

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Episode 79 – at the car wash – Bad Parenting Podcast

love the summer weather, hate the summer schedule
you jinxed it
thank you again to No Hope for Humanity for last week's recording
i'm done with australia
new segment will start soon
competitive cheer is expensive
tales of the car wash
bitch better have my money
this fundraiser needed better organization
i don't want to get wet
knew what i was getting into
wasn't prepared for all the fees
"accidental" boob graze
all spitty on it
throw down to bonetown
birthday parties
meatball subs
that was a weird conversation
brain not working

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Supplemental – Quick Remove Panties – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi and i tend to get into some interesting discussions when the kids aren't around. we happened to get this one on a recording.

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Episode 78 – nikki from nz and podcast mashup – Bad Parenting Podcast

nikki from nz kicks off her whirlwind US podcast tour with a visit to portland.

the folks from no hope for humanity shuffle down to a hotel in portland to record a few episodes with our new kiwi friends.

justin & jodi join in the shenanigans and the result of this podcast mashup one ugly ass baby. enjoy!

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Episode 77 – never tease a cat with the boobs out – Bad Parenting Podcast

kids have a better social life then we do
toenails of death
one of these days
not gonna edit it out
get the kid a goddamn pancake
have you heard?
MattyBRaps - https://www.youtube.com/user/MattyBRaps
12 year old stalker
what do you want me to call them?
never tease a cat with the boobs out
going full pedo
20 years?
wife was afraid of a possible teenage orgy
i think i'm done giving you blowjobs
if it has to deal with menstruation...

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Episode 76 – go look at the tape mom – Bad Parenting Podcast

fuck technology
there's this coin...
don't kill him
go look at the tape mom
how many times can you get divorced?
diner drama
life as you know it is over
parenting is war
of course they won't say anything
use that word too much
the rule of 3

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Episode 75 – essence of tiger chode – Bad Parenting Podcast

down with the sickness
listener voicemails
whine about it - https://www.facebook.com/buzzfeedmatt/videos/938417086219169/
why?
trashbags have become complicated
punched some random chick in the ass
chinese food debacle
people be fucking
G.I. Joe, Barbie and Mr. Potato Head
cussing kids are funny

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Episode 74 – snuggles, inquire within – Bad Parenting Podcast

can't date
auschwitz didn't happen
thought it was going to get me laid
they could get better
white ninja
snuggles, inquire within
oh you watched it?!?
do you realize what you've done?
first, you get behind the girl...
whoa whoa whoa, what is rape?
don't be afraid if they're mad at you
you have to have balance
modifying your strategy is ok
bad teachers do exist
strength based approach
you had me at wires
fury road is amazing
sean and jenny do a podcast, In One Day Radio, check them out at www.inonedayradio.com
really good dancer on patron
you drank a slurpee of booze

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Episode 73 – toddler rave – Bad Parenting Podcast

*** WARNING - we play audio from a video that may make some uneasy. ***
when did we move to florida?
never tasted my salty butt
velociraptors do not crawl under!
what were you doing in the living room with a mouth full of taco?
toddler rave
whooping video - https://www.facebook.com/mediatakeout/videos/1016985901666690/
discipline and consequences are necessary
strangers won't punish my child
will only strike in self defense
confrontation between ezra and jodi
have that conversation with other parents
but you love me
if you don't want other parents stepping in, then handle the issue yourself
teachers - don't take pictures of your student's nether regions
this has me down
just wanna watch my fucking star trek
outlander / highlander / hercules mash-up

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Episode 72 – podcasting almost live from a hotel studio – Bad Parenting Podcast

thank you so much to all of our listeners and fellow podcasters for all of your love and support.  we appreciate each and every one of you!

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Episode 71 – twilight sparkle walk of shame – Bad Parenting Podcast

sad about my balloon
beat box
boobies!
free like me
wiggle wiggle
signs
captain crunch
in the trees
boogies soup!
horse
twilight sparkle walk of shame

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Episode 70 – you’ve got a face for radio – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Sarah joins us
you've got a face for radio
satan's little helper
high school graduation
trent decides to interrupt the show
mean streets of lake o
huge crush on sarah
pretend you have a daughter
laptop is in pieces
defile that sacred space
that sounded gross
this is why we don't have nice things
it was the engagement ring
that fuck yo couch moment
toddler moment
judge the response
anyone can say i love you
morning zoo-ing everything
double-rubble dare
not good! not good!
voicemail from Nikki in NZ

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Episode 69 – jazz hands – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest Chris joins us
this will be more of a drunken episode
pep talk
article we're discussing - http://www.babble.com/parenting/i-swear-in-front-of-my-kids-and-i-dont-give-a-damn/
masticating while masturbating
life is full of failures
cause this is our house
removing the shock value
i think it's ratchet now
yes i said tape player
gangsta rap made me do it
kept my dick out of that
honest approach to parenting
he's got jazz hands
sucking sounds nice
let the legend grow
hear his butthole pucker
michael bay level fuck-ups
a little retrospective between Justin and Chris

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Episode 68 – pretty sure you just obtaniumed it – Bad Parenting Podcast

Izzy, Slacker Jedi and KillaWillba join us
extended time off work is weird yet exciting
the duggar debacle is discussed
maintenance is key
if you're a chi-mo in prison, you're gonna have a bad time
teenage care packages
we don't play with our penis in public
porn != how relationships are supposed to work
cleanse the pallet
lipsync battles Izzy style
hot coffee anyone?
pretty sure you just obtaniumed it
yes justin watches gilmore girls
larping reality television
period talk
people keep telling justin buffy is awesome
watch at your own risk

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Episode 67 – it’s been that kind of tuesday – Bad Parenting Podcast

a little too hot
organically
penis to toilet height ratio
article we're discussing - http://dads.aplus.com/a/things-dads-do-daughters?utm_campaign=i102&utm_source=a38578&so=c3b42fad-632c-467b-80d7-5ac31bc2867a&ref=ns
wrecking ball karaoke
be careful about transferring your body image issues
conflict management / resolution is important
only have to worry about one penis
nothing wrong with crying as a man
paying attention is key
give 2 feminist moms a listen - https://www.facebook.com/TwoFeministMoms
more dress code drama
justin needs to compliment jodi more
your behind is better than her behind
i don't know how these things work
voicemail from a listener
you boys are pissing me off!
it's been kind of Tuesday - https://www.facebook.com/hotfmmackay/videos/1067204936630410/?pnref=story
next week we will have Slacker Jedi on as our guest

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