Episode 95 – all i want for christmas is a goat – Bad Parenting Podcast

all i want for christmas is a goat
justin's bar for having done something is pretty high
no work stuff on the podcast
trying to buy a house is pain in the ass
contractual dates on real estate offers have little to no bite
justin's customer service expectations are high
impromptu date night
one major christmas present this year
finnegan's toys is pretty badass
this is a fun time of year
why the big deal over "merry christmas" vs. "happy holidays"
jodi's shopping fiasco
we briefly touch on christmas tradition
kids and ornaments don't mix
modifying our parenting style a bit
ownership vs. sharing
playing video games with a toddler
kids testing the boundaries
we hope everyone has a wonderful holiday season!

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Episode 94 – road house realty – Bad Parenting Podcast

podcasting from hoth
you know it's a lot of rain when oregonians complain about it
exercise talk
please submit your holiday traditions
don't setup impossible metrics to judge yourself by
identifying children by their farts
grandpa liked some nasty foods
failed pinterest projects
how did that happen?
lasagna cups are amazing
amazon and anal
helping kids learn how to have a civilized debate
wipe off on santa's coat
communication is key folks
podcast server woes
melted poop
roadhouse realty

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Episode 93 – hipster santa – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi's hit and run story
trent the back seat driver
temperance and her hangry episodes
i wanted to give you hugs and kisses
the tomato bisque soup incident
don't tickle the bear
hipster santa
ezra's punching incident
podcast widows
article we are discussing
cherry picking when you are nosey
kids can die anytime, anywhere
mom has always been kind of crazy
c-section vs. natural birth doesn't matter, you went through hell
proud papa moment
my toenail snagged the blanket
kids and religion
check out the Dogma Debate
the bully becomes the bullied

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Episode 92 – looks like we made it – Bad Parenting Podcast

we avoided black friday this year
outrageous audio is amazing, you should check them out
holiday real talk
sensory overload
alzheimer's sucks ass
animal arguments
new viral video with asshole ranting about children
education real talk
pick and choose parenting
trying not to jump in when the other parent is handling a situation
that's weird!?!
it's sport for me
A.S.S.W.A.D.D. is coming - like our facebook page now!
check out our merch!
looks like we made it

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Episode 91 – miss susie – Bad Parenting Podcast

you smell
poked 3 times
more car debacle
WE go the house cleaned
one town is fining parents for kids behavior
growing up always having to clear your plate
justin misses ecto-cooler
school's need to have more accountability
the talky-talks
we kind of de-rail the show
miss susie
racially insensitive rhymes justin learned as a kid
trust fall head-butting
remembering stupid shit we did as kids
there is no such thing as the original copy
witness a live birth at age 12
ratcheting device used for cow birth NSFW/NSFL
uncle will's ranty time!
you pinch the tip...
don't need a forest gump situation
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Episode 90 – awkward stories – Bad Parenting Podcast

podcast magic happened
car debacles
voicemails!
bromance via voicemail
doing things to others that you don't like having done to you
have an emergency plan
panicking during an emergency doesn't work
ezra's awkward crushing on a girl
awesome sex advice for teens found on reddit
awkward stories from our teenage sexual escapades
research is key!
sleeping with the wrong person can alter your life
that's why i ask so many questions!
nothing wrong with talking about abstinence
didn't want a step brothers moment
this got gross

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Episode 89 – parenting safe word – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guests
midori milkshakes
separated at birth
voicemails!
no santa claus?!?
christmas issues
striking similarities
six year blue-balls
this is what i am
a second date is not the time to meet the kid(s)
define "nude pics"
angrily eating sour patch kids
divorce makes you feel like a failure
parenting safe word
we've all played with our submarine
that fifth drink thing
sex dungeon
leak some sissy water?
boys have penises and girls have baginas
local and relatable talk
podcast pilgrimage
uncle will's ranty time

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Episode 88 – Halloween & Disneyland – Bad Parenting Podcast

justin can't remember how to start the show
it's halloween
the teal pumpkin project - http://www.foodallergy.org/teal-pumpkin-project
)we get having a child with special needs is hard but...
never visit disneyland on a weekend
communication between spouses is key, especially when on vacation
fastpass is definitely the way to go
waiting in a line to avoid waiting in a line later is ridiculous
dumped into a parade
the tower of terror is not for toddlers
the matterhorn hurts
meeting the characters is amazing
jodi wasn't prepared for the parental side of the disney experience
i'm gonna shove those ironic glasses up your hipster ass
disneyland is a non-stop sensory overload
i'm good at showing up on time
disneyland attracts some VERY strange characters
showering by the light of a cellphone
yreka may not be the greatest place to stay
a shitty driver almost mowed us down
such a sensitive wookie

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Episode 87 – japanese rock band groupies – Bad Parenting Podcast

sorry eric
more ezra hand debacle
dove down a "the ex" rabbit hole
birthday party
the big red truck
craft projects
l.a. broke justin's hope in humanity
japanese rock band groupies
people barfing on an airplane is gross
boobies in my face
we accidentally fall into a little bit of religion talk
politics/religion and work should not mix
don't do something simply because you don't want to be a "disappointment"
uncle will's ranty time!
morning vs. evening routine
something stuck in my throat
i just said deets

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Episode 86 – stranger danger – Bad Parenting Podcast

3rd time is a charm
realty pro-tip
setting expectations
my family is the most important-est thing ever
we're going to disneyland!?!
the jews waited in a lot of lines...
ezra's hand debacle
pumpkin patches are a scam
last minute travel plans
gomer pile for a client
experienced both sides of that hose
15 hours in a car
need to take better notes
stranger danger
there needs to be a check box
lead loin cloth
resting bitch face
uncle will's ranty time

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Episode 85 – two weeks – Bad Parenting Podcast

unintended hiatus
another room swap?!?!?
a little harry chapin love
captain random mode
shitty sean connery impression
being sick sucks
video we are discussing - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g59FDkAdjlk
children shouldn't feel indebted to their parents
having a lot of money doesn't excuse shitty behavior
learning to deal with the emotional intricacies of life
what do the kids do these days?
pot...kettle...black?
honestly offended
a form of prositution
we are NOT talking about that
be more aware
help us fund a massive rubber cock for scott the poolboy

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Episode 84 – witness me! – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi's birthday
i didn't have fun
goodwill adventures
listener voicemail
article we are discussing - https://www.aap.org/en-us/about-the-aap/aap-press-room/Pages/Managing-Media-We-Need-a-Plan.aspx
that sounds gross
find out what motivates your children
no parameters given
Darmok and Jalad at Tanagra
our access to information now is amazing
be careful what you allow into your mind
verbal vs non-verbal communication
justification of parenting styles
plenty of booty plundering
uncle will's ranty time
that person was an old girl
i have what people call "road rage"
podcast corner
help us fund a massive rubber cock for scott the poolboy

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Episode 83 – athletic cuddling – Bad Parenting Podcast

getting old goddamn it
athletic cuddling
great in an abusive relationship
how young is to young?
knee-jerk reactions
ezra's instagram debacle
we have really awesome children
temperance's illness scare
don't poke the dog
um-dump-a-dump-a-dump-a-dump
our son the comic book guy
if you can't say it in person, don't say it online
uncle slacker's ranty time!
bad ass on a mini-bike

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Episode 82 – first the house, now this?!? – Bad Parenting Podcast

fall has fallen
first week of school
flavors for your nose
least favorite phase of childhood
i may go camping
article we're discussing - http://www.npr.org/sections/ed/2015/08/28/434350484/how-schools-are-handling-an-overparenting-crisis
parents want better for their children then they had
kids need to make their own mistakes
life skills are worth drilling in
a different perspective on P.E. class would've been nice
sometimes schools seem to be expecting a bit of over parenting
big ball of gross
uncle slacker's ranty time!
just once, just once i'd like to walk through the front door without...

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Episode 81 – mini-biking adventures – Bad Parenting Podcast

in theory
we forgot to tell the kids about a work trip
weird being home alone
big ass hotel room alone
surprise listener
you podcast?
party hard!
mini-biking adventures
tempe lost a tooth!
ear hooker things
just record a thing?

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