Episode 66 – happy smothers day – Bad Parenting Podcast

trent and tempe join us for the show
sassy pants
testing 123
field trip
i love you everybody
fell down the stairs
can’t party like a rock star
happy smothers day
ezra calls to say goodnight
happy mothers day to all the moms
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Episode 65 – do you even spell check bro? – Bad Parenting Podcast

​you’re grumpy
not gonna wait for lazy asses
mostly giving you a hard time
used dildo after used dildo
do you even spell check bro
justin will guest on no hope for humanity
topic of this episode is dress codes
five year old and her summer dress - http://blogs.houstonpress.com/artattack/2015/04/the_apparently_immoral_shoulders_of_my_five-year-old_daughter.php
unwashed comic book nerds
shoulders aren’t sexy
school dress codes seem to pick on girls
sweater must take the fall
everybody’s idea of appropriate is different
a stripper would have felt at home
you don’t need your dick anymore
classifying our curse words
button up shirt with athletic shorts
you respect that why in the fuck would he care if you _______
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Episode 64 – you know nothing about 90’s boy bands – Bad Parenting Podcast

breastfeeding is the topic of this episode
that’s the wrong one!
does such a good job on my butt
listener @chanelneaux joins the show
minor skype technical difficulties
haven’t lost an episode yet
Eric Tomorrow, Tha Mike & Izzy Rock are good dudes
won a massage
the pack and play is awesome
poor bedside manner
donkey punch it in there
no middle ground
free the nipple
people ARE trying to eat in here
road boob
breastfeeding profile pics
take your business elsewhere
just turned into that guy
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Episode 63 – see that star up there? – Bad Parenting Podcast

intro music is "Whiskey River" by Bent Not Broken. [check out his EP!] (http://hotvodkarecords.limitedrun.com/products/547398-bent-not-broken-homemade-ep)
championship drinker
tugger?
shitty blur reference
top shelf root beer
news article about naked twister -http://www.kgw.com/story/news/2015/04/15/georgia-mom-arrested-teen-sex- pot-party/25848869/
what's that going to do to the girl?
killa calls in
hail mary's and jumping jacks
mormon dry humping
strange transition into helping kids through the experience of loss of life
see that star up there?
maintenance is key
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Episode 62 – literally 3 doors down – Bad Parenting Podcast

south central oregon
good for me
childless for a night
mom’s cooking for me
gilmore girls
turning into my old man
let your kids experience dangerous things
you had me at drill bit
literally 3 doors down
got roofied
free reign
graceful as fuck
really have to pee

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Episode 61 – danzig day – Bad Parenting Podcast

chugged a straw-ber-ita
honkey tonk ba-dink-a-dink
Nikki from New Zealand joins us
hourly allotment of cheese
is it podcasting night?
wanna be a co-host?
KillaWillba joins us
potty training
try a bath
it's winking at me
started rubbing his nose in it
practical tips
fizzy drinks
baby food
share the boob
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outro music is "Make a Whole" by Bent Not Broken. check out his EP! - http://hotvodkarecords.limitedrun.com/products/547398-bent-not-broken-homemade-ep
danzig day

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Episode 60 – i’m the best kid you ever had – Bad Parenting Podcast

intro music by Bent Not Broken. check out his EP! - http://hotvodkarecords.limitedrun.com/products/547398- bent-not-broken-homemade-ep
our daughter temperance joins us for this episode
SPRING BREAK!!
name calling contest
i'm the best kid you ever had
ezra knocked the wind out of himself
what it's like to have 2 weird brothers
are you guys forgetting about me?
can we do the REAL podcast now?
listener jake calls in
dad is a buttface
what was the topic?
cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cha-cheese sandwich
all 30 moons

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Episode 59 – full crust – Bad Parenting Podcast

you never had pink eye?
most people are idiots
need to hork it up
little baby assholes
we talk with listener Kimberly
that time of the month  
jodi’s parenting fail of the week
woman who hit kids in crosswalk using cell phone - http://www.kptv.com/story/28574096/police-woman-who-hit-kids-in-crosswalk-was-using-her-cell-phone
i can’t even math that much
oh fut, oh fut
this over here, that’s containment
me time
ezra’s separation anxiety
those are torpedoes

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Episode 58 – yes i watched 90210 – Bad Parenting Podcast

opening music by Bent Not Broken - https://soundcloud.com/bent-not-broken
listener jake called in
jodi has an announcement
princess rap battle - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeZXQf77hhk
come back jake
what do we let tempe watch?
omfg pop pixie
every time i get one of your goddamn rockets
you don't mess with the bell
yes i watched 90210
fell down an early 90's rabbit hole
boobs?
9 year old dies after being forced to run for 3 hours - http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20573491,00.html
just sit
i affect the world vs. the world affects me
don't be an asshole
goose-stepping, but not for jesus
film an episode of hoarders there
worst punishment you ever got as a kid?
we knitted a lot
that's my wanking it arm

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Episode 57 – do you know where your children are? – Bad Parenting Podcast

listener voicemail
can't do the talk and type thing
some 6 year olds are more capable
not smallville
fight's over, ok let's do it!
play with them all day long
looking for problems that didn’t exist
killa joins us once again
skinny i am not
fucking hate daylight savings time
watch orphan black
communities aren’t communities anymore
the boy who cried wolf
that’s just how chickens were raised
roof story
being turned loose
handed the golden ticket
they were right
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Episode 56 – watch out for my nut! – Bad Parenting Podcast

RIP Leonard Nemoy
jodi tried to break herself
woody-wood joins us for a bit
call back to the cane
that's why she's your ex
how unreliable is this car again?
watch out of my nut!
schools can't/won't handle their business
start fining parents when kids fuck-up?
do what's best for them
feel like red foreman
set a standard
education system needs a top-down overhaul
some base level shit
is it black and blue?
fulcrum on your jeans

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Episode 55 – get some of that wiggles cash – Bad Parenting Podcast

skip skip skip
kids were horrendous
don't poke the bear
auto-tune, auto-tune, auto-tune
what are you, new?
i got the power!
mum kills son because his ears were too big - http://mobile.news.com.au/world/europe/mum-kills-son-10-to-save-him-from-embarrassment-because-his-ears-were-too-big/story-fnh81p7g-1227222331728
killa from The Coffin Joe Cast joins us
my brother from another mother
she didn't seem crazy
how did the fire start?
get some of that wiggles cash
rockin pee-wee's playhouse
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Episode 54 – maybe he tosses salad – Bad Parenting Podcast

narrate my ejaculations
go see the kingsman
not brazil nuts
jodi's parenting fail of the week
don't make harder your safe word - http://www.google.com/url?q=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.charismanews.com%2Fopinion %2F48284-4-reasons-you-must-talk-to-your-kids-about-fifty-shades-of- grey&sa=D&sntz=1&usg=AFQjCNFJi2kW1ZQvgv_ODfWWADdnEX-ZPgyou shouldn't be hitting it from behind
giving up yoga pants for god
that got you wet
listener voicemails
there's a bug daddy
lets you talk to your urban friends
fuck the police
do you like johnny cash?
if someone had warned me
bring out the gimp!
pee wee is on netflix
they're teaching problem solving
maybe he tosses salad
ezra is napoleon dynamite

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Episode 53 – let the man handle that – Bad Parenting Podcast

ezra the beatboxer
heavy book learnin'
recycled hot dogs
down with that in the shire
pool noodle
this american life and human batman
would have given my kid what he needs - http://fox2now.com/2014/12/17/school-punishes-blind-child-by-taking-away-cane-and-replacing-it-with-a-pool-noodle/
taught to overcome your disability
why you ruin my career now? - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=47kA30Gp4do
let the men handle that
i want a party dress
extra scrutiny
treat them like people because they are people
fucking wizard staff
but if they run out of grapes, wouldn't they run out of wine?
followed the food
critical thinking
help us generate content for our influences episode and our nostalgia episode
listener voicemails

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Episode 52 – what’s in the water cooler? – Bad Parenting Podcast

vaccinators vs. anti-vaccinators
nikki was a nanny
what are your parameters for having kids?
like my goddamn accountant
commitment is not a piece of paper
parental rights during a divorce
scrotal temperature
stop showing off your ass
what's in the water cooler?
one step above tweeker
try not to over medicate
can't leave at the drop of a hat
getting a greencard is a bitch
a convenient work trip?
time travel is hard

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