Episode 19 – filthy with larpers – Bad Parenting Podcast

it's memorial day weekend, thank a vet/service member
st. helens is filthy with larpers this weekend.
jodi's weird work schedule
finally the gays are allowed to "destroy the sanctity of marriage" in oregon!
vague-booking needs to stop, it's called social media for a reason
tempe thinks jodi is a jungle gym
suave baseball kid:
http://deadspin.com/boy-pulls-off-the-smoothest-foul-ball-trick-to-impress-1578118307?utm_campaign=socialflow_deadspin_facebook&utm_source=deadspin_facebook&utm_medium=socialflow

media hype over "hackers" and video baby monitors

new segment, "you're doing it wrong": https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/1.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/2.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/3.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/4-bad.jpg https://www.badparentingpodcast.com/podcasts/images/milkshakes/05-24-2014/5-worst.jpg

do you even iPhone bro?
weed on family vacation
reno is a filthy, filthy city
rather have kids smoke weed vs. cigarettes, drinking, blow off of a hookers ass, etc.
kids on planes
out of the box methods for getting kids motivated to do chores
portland mom's can be stuck up bitches
jodi and jake's summertime test
creative cuss word of the week is: chode slime

this episode brought to you by fireball and angry orchard crisp cider

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Episode 18 – you had one job – Bad Parenting Podcast

frontier had one job and failed.  justin recaps was gone for the week but everyone survived.  we are insane and decided to move studio and bedrooms.  studio is almost back together.  a brewery that doesn't brew their own beer.  frontier employees are dicks.  deep sighs solve nothing.  five guys all over justin's hands.  technical difficulties.  tempe figured out the monkey bars.  how's your v?  ass wiping technique - sitting vs. standing vs. standing facing the toilet.  teacher charges for bathroom privileges.  when you gamble you may lose.  justin's an asshole.  where do you keep a belt when you're wearing a belt?  kids seem to have knack for hitting people in the nuts.  when boys learn you can literally bust a nut.  tempe needs to learn to say no.  creative cuss word of the week is chickenshit ball-sweat.

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Episode 17 – little dipper – Bad Parenting Podcast

special guest zach doarn joins us in the bad parent studio. justin verifies zach's parent cred. colds and strep throat suck at foreplay. satan's swampy ass crack. baby fever causes babies. justin's drunk love for his truck. cheeseboogers. people sticking their noses in your parenting business. jake calls in. how's your little dipper? talking down to kids. developmental stages. common core math finds its way back into another episode. 95% bullshit, 5% actual information. kids weird bathroom behaviors. quick break. pissing on your kids head. just take a piece of candy, it won't hurt anything, it's just one piece. oprah hates dairy. justin scares somebody late at night / accidental creeper / stranger danger. differences in parenting styles. teach your kids the truth about rubbing one out. don't pump your kid full of mt. dew. male restroom etiquette. working on a new segment, her milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. don't post a picture of your hot wife in her sexy clothes on facebook when your kid is a facebook friend. creative cussword of the week is bubba plug. please rate us on iTunes or Stitcher. 

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Episode 16 – welcome back – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi's back. the episode starts off with a multitude of technical difficulties which make justin want to hulk out. third take is a charm. snag another pill. naming your children. we re-visit potty training in public to get jodi's opinion. new couch fun.  knife to balls.  justin was out of town and drinking with his customers.  our first live phone call but justin forgot to record the very beginning of it. little giant and a half dozen of brownies.  shooting bb's into walls.  did our live caller just put us on hold?  finger guns.  creative cussing word of the week.

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Episode 15 – oblivious much – Bad Parenting Podcast

this episode brought to you by fireball and angry orchard.  special guest chris fills in for jodi while she recovers from sinus surgery.  the "mother" of all 2x4's.  having a child is expensive.  voldemort for awhile.  pooping in public.  upping your dad game.  affirmation of a child's love for their parents is nice.  using viral videos as a teaching tool.  busting beer cans with boobies.  setting a field on fire.  ezra leveled up on his attitude.  chris has to pee.  oregon doesn't care if kids turn their work in on time.  you win or you don't.  dedication to doing the best that you can.  certifications can be bullshit.  this was our first episode on mixlr.

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Episode 14 – Religion – Bad Parenting Podcast

justin and jodi discuss their thoughts on religion, specifically mormonism and christian pentecostal, and how it relates to being a parent.  good and bad aspects are discussed and it is discussed why justin and jodi opted to pull back from the church and forge ahead without it.

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Episode 13 – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi is exhausted.  doctor wants to roto-rooter jodi's sinus passages.  true detective was awesome, why aren't you watching it?  jodi cries at everything on tv.  setting up a tv should not be this difficult.  no more breastfeeding for trent makes for an angry toddler.  pre-natal vitamins are a new invention in the grand scheme of things.  justin has idiocracy thoughts.  older siblings can be awesome, they let you watch things you probably shouldn't.  justin should write a book?  divorce = suck.  spousal support disagreements.  while sex is great, it still only serves on biological function.  creative cuss word of the week.

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Episode 12 – Bad Parenting Podcast

more sickness. justin had a staycation but nothing went as planned. jodi’s performance brought to you by straw-ber-ita. last episode’s celebration of not being sick was premature. the stomach bug transitioned into a head cold for the kids, double ear infection for trent, and a sinus infection for jodi. boy funk marinating in a cast is gross, it smells like the color brown. justin is trying new recording software and freaks for a moment because it looks like he may not be getting recorded. trent tries to break his leg/foot and give himself a concussion. legacy randall children’s hospital emergency room kicks ass. justin doesn’t agree with the term surprise pregnancy. society shouldn’t raise children, their parents should. little harvey and kids creating embarrassing situations by pointing. not wearing makeup does not raise breast cancer awareness. don’t live for someone else. trent launched a submarine. the meaning of a sign drastically changes when quotes are added. creative cuss word of the week. we’re available on iTunes, Stitcher and Tune-in.

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Episode 11 – i wanna be well – Bad Parenting Podcast

omfg last week sucked, we were all sickly.  vomit, poop, vomit, more poop and vomit again.  jodi is drinking during show.  fireball + angry orchard = yummy.  justin re-enacts jodi's hand motions for all to see on the hangout.  justin and jodi's eclectic musical tastes.  trent knows how to "blame the dog" for his bowel movements.  justin teaches ezra lessons via youtube videos.  tempe is a good nurse.  ezra needs to stop taking advantage of tempe's kindness.  tempe is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. unless she's tired or sick.  jodi made breakfast.  trent ends the show early with a bout of puking.

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Episode 10 – nobody puts baby in the corner – Bad Parenting Podcast

recording on saturday was supposed to make things easier.  bed frame debacle.  how do you lose an airplane.  it's been a strange week.  trash talking with kids and board games.  why must kids be so whiney when the fun stops.  justin is drinking this episode.  we take a break so justin can recycle some beer.  random background image derails the show momentarily.  fuck a science project.  justin gets ranty at the end of this episode.

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Supplemental Episode – Bad Parenting Podcast

supplemental episode to hold your ear butts over until we record tonight.  justin talks about the family and plays music that reminds him of everybody.  thanks again for listening.

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Episode 9 – lorde & vikings – Bad Parenting Podcast

it's friday and justin's back. lorde, vikings and jodi's near meltdown. helicopter parenting. tempe's tooth extraction. trunk or treat. justin hates being out of town, jodi wouldn't mind it. justin's autocorrect fails him and does stuff wrong. "do as I say, not as I do" doesn't work. justin and models and custom glue. trent wanting to wear tempe's clothes. we were able to get max adopted. justin rants a bit about the ex. jodi has requested that we move recording to saturday. we're on iTunes, Stitcher and TuneIn. Please rate and review us.

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Episode 8 – what a money shot feels like – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi is grumpy. fuck portland drivers, they suck. justin may drive to aggressively. this week kind of sucked for jodi. tempe still knows how to curse. justin kind of learns what a money shot must feel like. bad manners and our children. globetrotters game with ezra. fuck crowds and shitty parents. trent broke his arm. legacy hospitals are awesome. trent loves his pink cast and so do we. getting kids to bathe is a chore. ezra is proud of his one blonde "pube". justin and jodi have fallen down a rabbit hole of religous podcasts. lesbians and frost. disney characters in beauty and the beast. the pink fist of fury. creative cussing word of the week. drunk bad parenting podcast?

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Episode 7 – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi is tired, but finally not sickly.  holy shitballs we were mentioned on one of our favorite podcasts.  trent vs potty training.  blaming the dog for bowel movements.  our children and their bathroom habits vs. ours.  ezra and another child at school were bamboozled by a girl.  t-shirts are offensive to mothers.  don't tell us how to parent our children.  girl scouts are teaching amazing business skills.  justin made jodi like samoa's.  wtf is a grasshopper cookie.  look out for the green snapper.  we have a fat kid moment.  lego movie is evil.  justin almost lost the entire episode.  rough times are ahead for justin and ezra.  fuck people for ignorant comments.  sorry for the downer towards the end of the episode.

we also tried out google hangouts on air.  check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLH3O1EW3s

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Episode 6 – gina biscuit – Bad Parenting Podcast

jodi doesn't care because she's still sickly.  gagging on microphones.  taking it back to '99 and making 'em say "uuuhhhh".  jodi dated some real idiots.  justin never thought that we'd go backwards with regards to gender stereotypes and kids toys.  "doesn't want to fuck your ignorant ass".  justin is still sad about trimming his beard.  justin is already planning his reconnaissance missions for keeping tabs on his kids.  justin and jodi relive their "wild" times.  ezra has been stepping up his game.  trent keeps potty training interesting.  you can now leave us a voicemail!  503-609-0375.  creative cussin' phrases of the week:  gut choker, gut packer, 'gina packer and 'gina biscuit.

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