more sickness. justin had a staycation but nothing went as planned. jodi’s performance brought to you by straw-ber-ita. last episode’s celebration of not being sick was premature. the stomach bug transitioned into a head cold for the kids, double ear infection for trent, and a sinus infection for jodi. boy funk marinating in a cast is gross, it smells like the color brown. justin is trying new recording software and freaks for a moment because it looks like he may not be getting recorded. trent tries to break his leg/foot and give himself a concussion. legacy randall children’s hospital emergency room kicks ass. justin doesn’t agree with the term surprise pregnancy. society shouldn’t raise children, their parents should. little harvey and kids creating embarrassing situations by pointing. not wearing makeup does not raise breast cancer awareness. don’t live for someone else. trent launched a submarine. the meaning of a sign drastically changes when quotes are added. creative cuss word of the week. we’re available on iTunes, Stitcher and Tune-in.

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omfg last week sucked, we were all sickly.  vomit, poop, vomit, more poop and vomit again.  jodi is drinking during show.  fireball + angry orchard = yummy.  justin re-enacts jodi's hand motions for all to see on the hangout.  justin and jodi's eclectic musical tastes.  trent knows how to "blame the dog" for his bowel movements.  justin teaches ezra lessons via youtube videos.  tempe is a good nurse.  ezra needs to stop taking advantage of tempe's kindness.  tempe is I.N.D.E.P.E.N.D.E.N.T. unless she's tired or sick.  jodi made breakfast.  trent ends the show early with a bout of puking.

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recording on saturday was supposed to make things easier.  bed frame debacle.  how do you lose an airplane.  it's been a strange week.  trash talking with kids and board games.  why must kids be so whiney when the fun stops.  justin is drinking this episode.  we take a break so justin can recycle some beer.  random background image derails the show momentarily.  fuck a science project.  justin gets ranty at the end of this episode.

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supplemental episode to hold your ear butts over until we record tonight.  justin talks about the family and plays music that reminds him of everybody.  thanks again for listening.

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it's friday and justin's back. lorde, vikings and jodi's near meltdown. helicopter parenting. tempe's tooth extraction. trunk or treat. justin hates being out of town, jodi wouldn't mind it. justin's autocorrect fails him and does stuff wrong. "do as I say, not as I do" doesn't work. justin and models and custom glue. trent wanting to wear tempe's clothes. we were able to get max adopted. justin rants a bit about the ex. jodi has requested that we move recording to saturday. we're on iTunes, Stitcher and TuneIn. Please rate and review us.

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jodi is grumpy. fuck portland drivers, they suck. justin may drive to aggressively. this week kind of sucked for jodi. tempe still knows how to curse. justin kind of learns what a money shot must feel like. bad manners and our children. globetrotters game with ezra. fuck crowds and shitty parents. trent broke his arm. legacy hospitals are awesome. trent loves his pink cast and so do we. getting kids to bathe is a chore. ezra is proud of his one blonde "pube". justin and jodi have fallen down a rabbit hole of religous podcasts. lesbians and frost. disney characters in beauty and the beast. the pink fist of fury. creative cussing word of the week. drunk bad parenting podcast?

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jodi is tired, but finally not sickly.  holy shitballs we were mentioned on one of our favorite podcasts.  trent vs potty training.  blaming the dog for bowel movements.  our children and their bathroom habits vs. ours.  ezra and another child at school were bamboozled by a girl.  t-shirts are offensive to mothers.  don't tell us how to parent our children.  girl scouts are teaching amazing business skills.  justin made jodi like samoa's.  wtf is a grasshopper cookie.  look out for the green snapper.  we have a fat kid moment.  lego movie is evil.  justin almost lost the entire episode.  rough times are ahead for justin and ezra.  fuck people for ignorant comments.  sorry for the downer towards the end of the episode.

we also tried out google hangouts on air.  check it out:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1uLH3O1EW3s

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jodi doesn't care because she's still sickly.  gagging on microphones.  taking it back to '99 and making 'em say "uuuhhhh".  jodi dated some real idiots.  justin never thought that we'd go backwards with regards to gender stereotypes and kids toys.  "doesn't want to fuck your ignorant ass".  justin is still sad about trimming his beard.  justin is already planning his reconnaissance missions for keeping tabs on his kids.  justin and jodi relive their "wild" times.  ezra has been stepping up his game.  trent keeps potty training interesting.  you can now leave us a voicemail!  503-609-0375.  creative cussin' phrases of the week:  gut choker, gut packer, 'gina packer and 'gina biscuit.

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the universe attempted to sabotage justin's week. jodi's still sickly. don't buy nice things when you have kids. what's a super bowl? celebrities and famous people should not be role models for your children. having sex while kids freeze to death is a bad idea. parental envy. when kids must be the center of attention. don't say "what?" when called out on your bullshit. podcraftery balling on a budget. podcraftery takes a lot of work. we bought a new tv. justin has made many poor choices in choosing his words this episode. not smoking = more time. justin has lots of travelling coming up. short episode this week.

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in which we discuss teenage angst. fighting over girls. jodi is sickly. jodi was a stalker in her younger age. justin endorses louis ck's obviously maybe thought process. our kids strong like bull. parental payback will be a bitch. poop on the floor. trent's second birthday party. we need more pictures and art for our websites. ezra's "random" musical selection. thugs vs misguided children. political correctness can bite justin. vanilla ice. one armed warehouse workers perplex ezra. possibly a new segment with the brother in law. creative cussing. find us on facebook, twitter, www.badparentingpodcast.com and iTunes. please rate and review.

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in which we attempt to get this ship off the ground and end up rambling on incessantly about random topics

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